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Chicago Underground- Demon Pants
Dear Forum Folk:
There's a topic I've been ruminating on for a while. Since the Big Reveal in 2012, evvverybody's got an opinion of whether or not demons should be included in our laws (as citizens). Most people care because of legal convictions, taxes, marital rights ("MARRIAGE=LOVE"), voting, and stuff like that. But here's why I'm all for inclusion:
INDECENT EXPOSURE LAWS!
I mean, really! When are demons gonna be required to wear PANTS?!
Yesterday afternoon, I was on my way to work, when this big honkin' demon w/ slimy deer antlers rounded the corner in his birthday suit. His testicles were swaying like two tennis balls in a gym sock. Where does the system stand on such nudity?
Signed,
Pixie Strumpet
Dear Forum Folk:
There's a topic I've been ruminating on for a while. Since the Big Reveal in 2012, evvverybody's got an opinion of whether or not demons should be included in our laws (as citizens). Most people care because of legal convictions, taxes, marital rights ("MARRIAGE=LOVE"), voting, and stuff like that. But here's why I'm all for inclusion:
INDECENT EXPOSURE LAWS!
I mean, really! When are demons gonna be required to wear PANTS?!
Yesterday afternoon, I was on my way to work, when this big honkin' demon w/ slimy deer antlers rounded the corner in his birthday suit. His testicles were swaying like two tennis balls in a gym sock. Where does the system stand on such nudity?
Signed,
Pixie Strumpet